a serbian

you know you are Serbian when... 1. you are strangely taller than all your friends 2.you know that you are misunderstood by like the entire world 3. You say opa when you really mean to say yay 4. You can write in two different ways 5. you are the only person on the entire planet that suffers from the epidemic called "promaja"...a.k.a extreme wind paranoia 6. u go swimming in rivers that your American friends call gross or unswimmable...but you do it anyway cus thats how you roll 7.your best friend is a Russian 8. you are strangely attracted to boys that can kolo or boys that can "break" 9. your checkbones are wider than everyone elses 10.you hang out with your Greek friend nd attack suspicous Turkish-looking people from across the street with your squirt gun 11. If you laugh at your own hilarious jokes that noone else gets 12. you go to Finland and people think that you are African 13. Ana Ivanovic is your idol 14. futbol means war 15. you think its strange that your Croation nighbors say bog (god) as a greeting 16. your parents say your gonna "die" if you dont go to a good school 17. you are nocturnal 18. you kiss more than an Italian 19. When you always have to compare prices with everything at the store. 20. you know where to go for a fun,hot and CHEAP night life that wouldnt make you broke 21. you can shake "sta toja mama gave ya" 22. you can make a pita 23. you have an urge to help out people who have never skiied before 24. you invite your two friends over and cook enough food for an entire army...then when you serve them food and they say its enough you quickly give them more and say "ohh just a little bit more!" 25. you know how to "feed" your guests 26. you are always carpooling or inviting guests over when they dont know where to go 27. you can never get lost even if they put u in a village in the center of Romania 28. you know the real way to spell "Belgrade" 29. When you use your entire wage to buy something for someone who invited you for lunch 30. when people ask "do you know that guy with the accordian?" 31. when "its your way or the highway" 32. If you own a frula 34. you go to the beach and you end up flashing everyone at the end... 33. if you have a beach house in montenegro 34. the boys dont neccessarily know what exactly you are but they cant stop staring... 35. when your friends joke about drinking alcohol you say "OK!!!"...but you really mean it... 36. When you jump on people and they yell "im getting mobbed by a Serbian" even though that usually wouldnt happen... 37.If you are the only white person on the court that can play basketball 38. Ako razumes sta kasem!